Chapter 806 - Meeting New Friends Through A Book
Genres:
Mystery
Author:
ShiFou KeYi LiuXia
wordCount:1025
updated:24/11/04 01:05:27
“I don’t drink Vitagen with a straw!” A’Jie hit his crotch with an elbow hit.
“I also don’t eat Konjac gel with sauce either!” Tian Zhongzheng also slapped A’Jie’s crotch with his hand.
“You bastard!” they shouted unanimously.
“Let’s have a truce! No dicks can be hit!” the two of them shouted once again.
“Wait a second, let’s take a break. God damn it, Tian Zhongzheng, are you really that jealous of my dark dragon’s size?” A’Jie felt like his testicles were about to crack.
“Ha! Jealous?! Believe it or not! Once my Pillar of the World wakes up, I bet it can connect the earth to the moon like a bridge!” Tian Zhongzheng also felt his testicles crying in agony.
Although Tian Zhongzheng was pushed sliding away while enduring the force of the kick with just a slight shake of his shoulder, he grabbed A’Jie’s leg while A’Jie quickly sent another kick at his chin with his other leg. Yet, Tian Zhongzheng once again defended with his arms and slammed A’Jie onto the ground.
A’Jie felt as if his soul was almost knocked out. His mind was spinning and his vision was blurry. However, he was lucky to be able to poke Tian Zhongzheng’s temple while being slammed. The two of them were dizzy but A’Jie’s case was more serious. Even though he was losing consciousness, A’Jie still managed to pull his leg out from the opponent’s hand. They battled once again as they came back to their senses.
“Boss! Lil’Cang is coming to save you! Lovely Dash!” As Ye Cang dashed forward, a shortie holding an adult magazine popped out of nowhere, “This is their fight, no one can interrupt!”
“Sure.” The shortie was stunned for a second and then nodded. They came to a bench and went through the magazine together. Both were extremely excited and could not take their eyes off it.
“Never know that the Magical Girl can take on so many important things at once,” Ye Cang was shocked.
The shortie stared at Ye Cang then back to the magazine. “Don’t you know?”
“I’ve never tried before…but Lil’Cang thinks it’s quite interesting,” Ye Cang said in a cute manner.
“My name is Lil’Cang and I’m a Magical Girl yo!” Ye Cang shook his hand with a smile.
“The next chapter is more interesting…” Huang Shu flipped the page but covered the image, only revealing the title ‘Unbelievable! Shocking news! Magical Girl was bullied by thousands of Cthulu’s creatures because of it!’
ThornyRose facepalmed, “We don’t have to care. Just treat it as she’s restraining a boss.”
“Oh, Lil’Huang, this is my younger brother. Well, since we’ve only done two pages, let’s start all over again.”Huang Shu sighed and flipped to the first page.
The three of them had their heads behind the book and were in their own world.
“I finally know what I should suggest to the drama crew! This one! All of these! There are just so many! Let me grab a pen and jot them down…” the idea popped up on Lin Le’s mind.
“Drama crew?” Huang Shu was confused.
“Yeap, I’m thinking of a story and a character for the drama crew to add in a slot. They’ve already promised to give me a chance but I haven’t finished brainstorming,” Lin Le replied.
“What kind of story? Nice to meet you, my name is Huang Shu.”
“I’m Lele. This is a very touching story…” After shaking hands with Huang Shu, Lin Le explained from the first season until the latest episodes very clearly as if he was the director. With that, the three of them spent their time together reading the magazine and chit-chatting. They entered their fantasy world and were ignorant to everything happening outside. Even the battle around them meant nothing.
“I’ll go take a look at them,” Zhang Zhengxiong knocked away two elites and dashed over with curiosity. ThornyRose grabbed him back, “Hey! The enemy has already taken two of our people and you wanna be the third one?! Are we still going to pass this level?! Get your ass back!”
“I think that’s an adult magazine. I saw the logo,” the observant AV exclaimed.
On the other hand, Tian Zhongzheng and A’Jie were having an intense match that gave rise to never-ending injuries. A stream of blood leaked out from A’Jie’s forehead and made his vision blurry-red. “What’s the matter? Have you run out of energy?”
“Stop acting. You’re way weaker than Zhang Zixing…” Tian Zhongzheng combed his fringe to the back and wiped away the blood at the corner of his mouth.
“That’s also my line! Don’t try to steal it! Now die! This is my last seal!” A’Jie shouted. “Unleash!”
A’Jie removed the bandage at his wrist, revealing a fair and skinny hand.
Tian Zhongzheng spat some blood and patted his chest. He then dropped low and stared at A’Jie, “Unleash my ass! You need two hands to jerk off!”
“Bullshit! The left hand is where destiny lies!” A’Jie attacked once again and people could not see clearly where the swift movement of his hand was heading to.
“Idiot. Only with two hands can a man feel the romance…” Tian Zhongzheng kept his cool, took a deep breath and stared at A’Jie. The two of them were once again caught up in an intense battle as if there was no tomorrow.